A Dance With Orthodoxity Kristoffer Lawson 4th Jan 2004 Cone people. Hats inside. They took their bags with them. Fortified. They walked their way. Black circles within one another, pleading to their mothers for mercy never-given. I found a small apple inside one and tasted it. Dropped it on the floor in horror. Cleaned it with a spade. Die, vulgar being. Squashed it tired. My cute friend. Within the apple I found a rusty piece of wire, tied up in a knot. I put it in my mouth, it tasted spicy. Tied it to my teeth, they broke. I swallowed them. Three days later I excreted them from my body. Fine white pearls, cultivated within me. I took them outside to see the cone people. My teeth said, "Hello". The cone people looked back, blank expressions victorious. I told them they are my very own pearls and I took care of them for three days. They said that was horrible. I told them they shouldn't say that. Pearls are valuable and I made them. I used a rusty wire from my friend the apple. My cute friend. The one I killed. The cone people took me by my hand and showed me a bright fountain on the outskirts of the city, built of marble. They told me to put my pearls in the water. To let them go and grow. I dropped them one by one. Plop plop plop. Ripples swimming across the surface of the water, mixing with each other. Liquid swirls. The cone people held tight to their bags. Please, don't drop bags into the fountain. Pearls only. Maybe a coin. They said not to be sad. The pearls would grow and grow and become part of the marble fountain. They lied. My pearls never grew into anything. They just disappeared forever. My beauties. I hate cone people. Cone people and their promises. Cone people and their fat leather bags. Cone people with their toothy grins eating apples. I cleaned a few of them with my spade.